Thursday, June 05, 2003


The collective world is going about with their own business. Goodheart seems to have gotten over his obsession for Sarah. Mecha is swamped with work. Loyal works at the Starbucks for the stars. And Negative seems to be popping up like a bitch on MSN. As for me, Netcity II has been weighing too heavily on my mind to actually give a rat's ass about my own state of mind or about the 30 year old promoter that keeps calling me. Work can be the great escape sometimes.

Speaking of work, Zoe asked me to get her a job, so she now works part time at Isobar, so consider yourselves warned fellow lonely hearts. I'm still facing manpower shortages for Netcity II, while the first outlet has Julian being the new staff to settle in. So once again, if there's anyone interested in working over in Sungai Dua, feel free to contact me.

I keep getting called choosy when it comes to women. Why is that? That word seems to be used alot by ah lians. Is it because their vocabulary is so limited? Or am I really that choosy? To them, apprehension = choosy. Indecision = choosy. Lack of confidence = choosy. Tulan. So this is what's gonna happen to the next ah lian who uses that word.

Ah Lian: How come you got no girlfriend?Z

Me : I don't know. No one wants to house this heart I guess.

Ah Lian: Aiya don't lie lar. You sure very choosy one laa.

Me : *whips out tazer and zaps Ah Lian into a submissive stupor* Choosy my ass you jinjang-char-lala!


Me: Hmm. Maybe you a little too scrawny for my liking ler. *calls up the president* Woi, ai chiak chai-latte mai?

Ok. Maybe I am a little too violent for my own good. And choosy too. That felt like a Joy_Joy moment. PVD anyone?

Monday, June 02, 2003


Knocked up 9 months ago

And what she finna have she don't know

She want neo-soul, this hip-hop is old

She don't want no rock-n-roll

She want platinum or ice or gold

She want a whole lotta somethin' to fold

If you a obstacle she just drop ya cold

Cuz one monkey don't stop the show

Little Mary is bad

In these streets she done ran

E'er since when the heat began

I told the girl look here

Calm down I'ma hold your hand

To enable you to peep the plan

Cuz you is quick to learn

And we can make money to burn

If you allow me the latest game

I don't ask for much, but enough room to spread my wings

And the world finna know my name

I don't ask, for much these days

And I don't bitch, and whine, if I don't get my way

I only wanna fertilize another behind my lover's back

I sit and watch it grow standin' where I'm at

Fertilize another behind my lover's back

And I'm keepin' my secrets mine

I push my seed in her push for life

Its gonna work because I'm pushin' it right

If Mary drops my baby girl tonight

I would name her Rock-N-Roll

Cadillac need space to roam

Where we headin for she don't know

We in the city where the pros shake rattle and roll

And I'm a gaddang rollin' stone

I don't beg I can hold my own

I don't break I can hold the chrome

And this weighin' a ton and I'm a son of a gun

My code name is The Only One and Black Thought is bad

These streets he done ran ever since when the game began

I never played the fool

Matta fact I be keepin' it cool

Since money been changing hands

And I'm left to shine, but the legacy that I leave behind be the seed

that'll keep the flame

I don't ask for much but enough room to spread these wings

And the world finna know my name

I don't beg

For no rich man

And I don't scream, and kick, when his shit don't fall in my hands, man

Cuz I know how to still

Fertilize another against my lover's will

I lick the opposition cuz she don't take no pill

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-no dear

You'll be keeping my legend alive

I push my seed in her push for life

Its gonna work because I'm pushin' it right

If Mary drops my baby girl tonight

I would name her Rock-N-Roll

I push my seed somewhere deep in her chest

I push it naked cuz I've takin my test

Deliverin' Mary it don't matter the sex

I'm gon' name it rock and roll

I push my seed in my push for life

It's gonna work becuz I'm pushin it right

If Mary drop my baby girl, tonight

I would name her Rock-N-Roll

The Roots - The Seed.

Actually I named her Illyana, but that's another story.


Gee a new month already. Time just seems to fly by when you're having fun. Last week's lack of entries was due to many factors, namely, settling my Income tax; banking and settling the bills; going on wild goose chases with the rest of the Lonely hearts ( should just get to the point and tazer Janice), and work of course, namely preparing for Netcity II. Yup, Netcity II is good to go. We're targeting middle of the month for opening, so I'm basically sourcing for manpower. So for those that's interested, I am looking for one more full time cashier, one full time techie and part time cashiers. Location would be in Sg Dua, above Pelita. Chicks are most welcome.

So lets see what's been going on. The torchtazers have come in already, and I had myself tazed by Loyalheart. 3 times too. And it was all on video as well. I suppose Mechaheart will be posting it up on his webserver eventually, along with the voyeur pool pics. Err nevermind. I also managed to accidently tazer joy_joyheart during a 24 hour duration. Twice too. And tazered myself as well. Feedback can be a bitch. Amazing how much entertainment rm140 can get ya. Now all I need is word on the tazerclubs. The kind that Choobiheart owns. The kind that looks like a club with electric charges jumping around it. Kinda like a Mace+1.So what's with the tazers you people ask? Simple.It's called :

The Caveman Protocol. A tazer is very useful when attempting to obtain a woman for company. Simply apply the tazer to the back of her neck/temple/kidney/insert favourite body part here, and simply drag her off by her hair to wherever you wish to take her to. See what I mean by fun for the whole family. :)

Meanwhile, Negativeheart seems to be having a rather healthy interest in enemas. Yup, the kind which is used to clean your colon. Or something. The only thing that's stopping him for doing it is that, "He's afraid that he might like it." Now that's disturbing. But if he needs help, then we'll gladly assist. Among the solutions that we plan to apply would be Tom Yam, Eno, Isotonics, Red Bull/Tongkat Ali, Vodka, and of course, Beer. Always wanted to see what a reverse shotgun anyway. Oh and how could we forget filling him up with electrolytes and then apply the tazer.*evil grin* And people wonder why we're lonely hearts.

Okay. I need a life. I need a woman. Interested apply within.

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