Friday, March 21, 2003
1, 2.. 1, 2, 3; yeah!
Thunder pounds when I stomp the ground (Woo!)
Like a million elephants with silverback orangutans
You can't stop a train
Who want some? Don't come un-pre-pared
I'll be there, but when I leave there
Better be a household name
Weather man tellin' us it ain't gon' rain
So now we sittin' in a drop-top, soakin wet
In a silk suit, tryin' not to sweat
Hits somersaults without the net
But this'll be the year that we won't forget
One-Nine-Nine-Nine, and brutha anything goes, be whatchu wanna be
Long as you know consequences, to give and for livin' defenses
Too hot, I'm jumpin' jail
Too low to dig, I might just touch hell
HOT! Get a life, now they gon' sell
Then I might catch you a spell, look at what came in the mail
A scale and some Arm and Hammer, so grow grid and some baby mñma
Black Cadillac and a pack of pampers
Stack of question with no answers
Cure for cancer, cure for AIDS
Make a nigga wanna stay on tour for days
Get back home, things are wrong
We're not really able to spend all alone
before he left, adds up, to a ball of power
Thousands of thousands miles per hour
Hello, ghetto, let your brain breathe,
believe there's always more, ahhhhh
Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang
Bombs over Baghdad!
Don't even bang unless you plan to hit something
Bombs over Baghdad!
Outkast - Bombs Over Baghdad.
Wake up and smell the napalm. The gang decided to switch mamaks just so they could watch CNN. Personally I'd prefer to watch BBC. Too much US propaganda is really sickening. There was a report that said Bush has bunkered himself in. Can't blame him, since he decided to level half of Baghdad. Smuck. I'm currently taking bets on whether that redneck manages to survive till end of next week, with every terrorist cell gunning for him to earn extra points. Quite popular isn't he.
Eric still insists that the chinese are already half way to Amerika with their Great Wall, and Tats believes that the Iragis have a tunnel network all the way to the backdoor of the Times Square McDonalds in NY. Alot of people are still asking me wtf are my friends smoking. And all this is nothing compared to the gems that Ronald gifts us. Today's statements from him include, APC stands for Anti Personel Construction; the tanks which are hurling towards Baghdad at 100mph are all running on NOS; and ADD stands for Accumalated Down-syndrome Deficiency. gg Rons.
Now all we need when we wake up is to find out that the dams have been blown in Iraq...
Thursday, March 20, 2003
It's scary outside. The sun is rising lazily, painting the landscape blood red. Red Dawn indeed. Wonder if it has anything to do with the Iraq war? Seems that the mamak topics all revolve around the war. Coffee Bean again was terrorized by us, along with the poor girls who decided to have their group pic taken, only to have ALL of us lurking in the background, faces against the glass. Thank god it wasn't a digicam, else they would prolly have freaked out and burned the camera.
As usual, blitticks views of the war and such can be really outrageous in our circle. Eric claims that the Iraq documents detailing uranium purchases were fake BECAUSE Uranium comes from Uranus. Right. He also deduced that plutonium comes from Pluto. And that Mars produces Maranium. And why US isn't invading North Korea is because of the Koreans' l33t Tae-Kwon-Do troops. Why do I even bother with him anyway?
Other statements of the night include China waiting for US to slip up, so that they can overrun America and continue building their Great Wall all the way to San Francisco. Wonderful huh? Don't forget that Japan is secretly harbouring an army of mecha in the seas around Japan. And Malaysia is has a Scud in production just for the sake of Singapore. Oh, and the best way to destroy Singapore would be to bombard the island with wet cement to disable their MRT system.
I wonder what today would bring, provided there is a today.
Wednesday, March 19, 2003
Morning is already here. I just finished up my bookie accounts for the week. Oh wait, there's still UEFA Cup tonight. Dammit. Ah Teik kena Sau Q tonight so there goes my VCD purchase options for the rest of the week, or so. Hmm. Acks, my Utopia kingdom just entered war, for the last time this age. Looks like a rather nasty one too. What wonderful timing. Just when US is about to attempt to steamroll their way into Iraq.Things are starting to get eventful after all.
I need to sleep. I also need to organise the new Kingdom forum, wake up for gym at 3, and chase people for dirty money. And I still complain I don't have a life. Compared to you guys... I don't. ;)
Tuesday, March 18, 2003
I took my mom for dinner tonight. Along with the guys. We ended up having rice and dishes at 77 with my mom being updated with the lives of some of my closest friends. She finally realised that Eric isn't going out with that Indian ex of his anymore, and that was like 7 years ago! She was also trying to bribe Ah Boy into selling one of the TVs he won by being Champion of Asia cheap. Yesh. That's my mom indeed.
It seems that I have 7 days free available for Bukit Merah Laketown, since purchasing the "soon to be ready" studio apartments there. Right. Eric kept insisting that the place was "dirty" so I guess the idea might appeal to the avid fishermen in the group instead, aka Jobe and Capes. I also have 3 days with Leisure Holidays left till June, so that I might untilize when I finally find out how to get to Malacca. :)
After dinner chill-out had Jobe, Yabs, Tats and me at Island Plaza Coffee Bean bottom feeding. Again. Topics included suggesting that Tats let his coursemates knows that he loves the cock so that he can get down with the chicks, Jpop chick watching, suggestions of what to do with Yabs pr0n collection ( all 9 HDs of it), the fact that our mind's view of thai women is fux0red, and for some reason... what makes the perfect mate/girlfriend?
Jobe's idea would be tomboyish( I agree) so that she can fit in well with the guys, intelligent, witty, with her own opinions of things, and older. Oh. And she must love fishing. For me it would be the same I guess, cept that I'd prefer younger, has a love for music and dance, and also knows how to enjoy herself. Yabs just wants someone submissive. And Tats, well..... we still don't know if he loves the cock or not. Surprisingly though, size of boobies weren't in the equation. Right. Ok hopefully its bigger than ours. lol. Honestly though, boobs rock, regardless of size.
Dammit it's 6.30 already. Better get some rest before tomorrow's further adventures at Gymland. ( for some reason that sounded gay :P)
Monday, March 17, 2003
I woke up this morning and realised that I wasn't able to straighten my arms. Or rather, it was too painful to do so. Gym session has now been pushed back to Wednesday, provided that Eric decides to skip hiking again. Note to self : whack Eric for putting me in current condition. At least I can still wank. :P
Today I was told I was one of the popular icons in Penang. Like wtf. Infamous maybe. But popular? I mean, I don't have a life. All my activities only seem to involve work, and computers. On a weekend if I drink it would be at work, or nearby. I have minimum contact with the other sex, cept through the internet. I don't club anymore. Neither do I play snooker. Or visit papaya farms. And I seldom go for movies, cept for the major ones such as LotR. So pray tell, how come I'm one of the popular ones on the island?
Oh. And I bought myself a VCD player today. So I can finally watch all the pirated movies I can buy. :) Yes I already own a player( or 3), but they all seemed to be a too tad sensitive for the VCDs. And tomorrow, I shalt get myself a TV which is bigger than my monitor. Finally. I hope.
I shalt now go attempt to straighten my arms and errr... do crunches! :)
Sunday, March 16, 2003
Venus 5 is like Sailormoon with tentacle sex. And Melvin still insists that there's Doraemon Hentai out there. Oh. And also Pokemon Hentai too. wtf.
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And I thought I was more into Tentacle gangbangs.Err. I didn't say that!
I just lost my most excellent entry to blogger's FUXORed timeouts. Turan. My arms have been aching since this morning after yesterday's Turbo Upper Body Workout Session at the gym with Eric. The next time he tells me that you can fit the whole schedule in half an hour, I will beat him with a barbell. Yes folks, I have begun my fitness program. 3 times a week at the gym. 2 times a week hiking/running like a bitch from snakes. 7 days a week of Turbo-Diabloing. Hmm. I guess wanking goes on as usual, though it has to come after the crunches.
At my current fitness level, I don't think I can hold my own at a rave anymore. All that time with my ass stuck to the chair in front of the PC has taken it's ugly toll on me. After all, I wouldn't want an ass the size of Butterworth would I? The weekend was good, with Saturday night spent at Coffee Bean turning into a real laugh. As Boon says, put Yabs, Capes, Ed, Sun and Jobe together and they would form the Voltron of Blitticks. So the question is, who would form the head?
I seriously miss clubbing. But then again, there's not many places to go in Penang. Lush seems to be the only viable option these days, with Orange turning into a, ahem GRO center. Or maybe not. Godskitchen was in Sunway. Missed that. Morales was in KL. Missed that too. Tulan. Heck, even Kent decided to stop sending me their updates. I've gotten really old. Go figure.
I shalt now start my crunches while finishing up burning Eric's Hentai VCDs. :)